LETTERS FROM OMAHA A Plain-English Guide to Buffett's Letters
Chapter 05
1981

The year Warren Buffett explained takeover fever with a fairy tale about princesses and toads, and showed why simply lending your money now beat owning the average American business.

Shareholder letter dated February 26, 1982
$39.7MProfit from running the businesses
15.2%Earned on the owners' money
$639.2MWhat its stockholdings were worth
6Plain lessons inside
Growth of a $1 stake · since year-end 1964 (the start of the Buffett era)
≈ $46.7in the stock, by year-end 1981
≈ $27.0in book value, by year-end 1981
Compounded from Berkshire's own per-share record of market and book value. Approximate, and drawn from public data, not the 1981 letter. For once the two grew in step: the stock rose from about $425 to $560 during 1981 and book value grew about 31%, so the long-standing gap held steady rather than widening.
A letter about kisses, crossbars, and a corporate tapeworm

Buffett's fifth famous letter spends less time than any before it on the year's own scorecard. Instead it asks two uncomfortable questions: why do corporate buyers pay double for what anyone can buy at the market price, and what is a business worth when a bond, requiring no effort at all, pays more?

The numbers first: operating profit slipped to $39.7 million, or 15.2% on the owners' money, down from the year before (with securities counted at what they cost). And for the first time in this run of letters, Buffett barely tours the individual businesses. See's had a fat year, the Buffalo Evening News lost less, and the textile line (Berkshire-Waumbec) slid deeper into the red, but they appear mostly as rows in a table. What the letter does instead is think out loud about capital itself. It skewers the takeover boom with a fairy tale, salutes four executives as examples of the rare exceptions, restates last year's invisible-earnings idea with bigger numbers, and then delivers the grimmest arithmetic yet: by late 1981, a tax-free bond paid an investor more than the typical American business could earn for its owner. Add the industry he knows best pricing itself into a guaranteed loss, and a closing story about letting the owners aim the company's charitable checkbook, and you have six plain lessons.

  1. 01Don't pay double to kiss a toadTakeovers
  2. 02The two ways acquirers winAcquisitions
  3. 03The invisible half kept growingOwnership earnings
  4. 04When bonds outjump businessesValue-added
  5. 05The tapeworm eats firstInflation
  6. 06A bad year, guaranteed in advanceInsurance
01
Toads and Princesses

Don't pay double to kiss a toad

Berkshire bought no company outright in 1981. It came quite close to one major purchase, then walked away when the seller's final price would have left Berkshire's owners poorer. Around that non-event Buffett builds his explanation of why other companies, in the same spot, charge ahead anyway.

The idea

Anyone can buy a company's shares at the market price. A buyer who pays roughly double that for the whole company is betting that his managerial kiss will create the entire difference. Kisses that valuable are rare. The urge to pucker up is not.

Plain terms

An acquisition (or takeover) is one company buying another. The takeover premium is the extra paid above the market price of the shares to get the whole business, in Buffett's shorthand, paying 2X for what trades at X. Animal spirits is old economists' slang for the sheer itch to do something bold with money.

His starting rule is blunt: regardless of what it does to next quarter's reported numbers, he would rather buy 10% of Wonderful Business T at X per share than 100% of it at 2X. Most corporate managers prefer exactly the reverse, and, he notes, have no shortage of stated reasons. The real reasons, he suspects, are three, and usually unspoken. Leaders relish activity and challenge (even at Berkshire, he admits, "the corporate pulse never beats faster than when an acquisition is in prospect"). Managers are ranked and paid far more by size than by profit: ask a Fortune 500 chief where his company stands on that famous list, and the answer will come from the ranking by sales. Where it stands on the profitability list Fortune compiles just as faithfully, he may not know. And many managements, Buffett writes, seem to have been overexposed in childhood to the tale of the handsome prince freed from a toad's body by a princess's kiss, and are certain their kiss will do wonders for the profitability of Company T(arget).

That optimism is the whole game. Without it, why would the buyer's shareholders want to own the business at 2X when they could buy it themselves at X? As he puts it: "investors can always buy toads at the going price for toads." If they bankroll princesses who insist on paying double for the right to kiss one, those kisses "had better pack some real dynamite." The record says they rarely do. Many managerial princesses remain serenely confident about their kisses, he observes, "even after their corporate backyards are knee-deep in unresponsive toads."

Berkshire's own 1981 test case ended quietly. It came close to a major purchase involving a business and a manager it liked very much, but the price finally demanded would have left its owners worse off than before: a larger empire, a poorer citizenry. He is happy to skip small deals too, on the maxim that what is not worth doing at all is not worth doing well.

Exhibit 1The same business, two ways in
WONDERFUL BUSINESS T · WHAT YOU GET VS. WHAT YOU PAY PER SHARE ROUTE ONE · BUY A PIECE IN THE MARKET WHAT YOU GET 10% OF THE BUSINESS WHAT YOU PAY, PER SHARE X THE MARKET'S PRICE, OPEN TO ANYONE ROUTE TWO · BUY IT ALL, WITH A KISS WHAT YOU GET 100% OF THE BUSINESS WHAT YOU PAY, PER SHARE 2X DOUBLE, FOR CONTROL AND THE KISS SAME BUSINESS, IDENTICAL SLICES · ONLY THE PRICE PER SLICE DOUBLES. PRICE BARS DRAWN TO SCALE.
Buffett’s preference, both halves of it: 10% of a wonderful business at X per share over 100% of it at 2X. Ten times the slices, at twice the price per slice. Buffett takes route one.
Exhibit 2Three unspoken motivations behind high-premium takeovers
1 · ANIMAL SPIRITS Deal-making is thrilling. The corporate pulse never beats faster than when a deal is close. 2 · THE SIZE YARDSTICK Rank and pay follow size, not profit, mainly. Chiefs know their size rank. Profit? Less so. 3 · THE PRINCESS KISS Certainty that a managerial kiss will turn the toad into a prince. THREE MOTIVES, USUALLY UNSPOKEN, THAT BUFFETT SUSPECTS DRIVE MOST HIGH-PREMIUM TAKEOVERS.
The three rarely appear in a press release. Announcements run on the stated rationales instead. The third motive is the expensive one: it is the only reason paying 2X can be made to sound sensible.
Picture it

At a farmers' market, apples sell for a dollar each, all day, to anyone. One shopper insists on paying two dollars apiece for the very same apples, reasoning that fruit polished by her own sleeve is worth twice as much. The stallholder is delighted. Unless her sleeve is magic, she has simply paid double, and it was her family's grocery money she spent.

02
The Exceptions

The two ways acquirers win

In fairness, Buffett writes, some acquisition records have been dazzling. He finds two patterns standing out behind them, names the four executives he singles out, and then grades his own record against both standards. He does not award himself a pass.

The idea

Acquisitions reliably pay off in two kinds of case: buying businesses built to thrive on inflation, or being one of the rare managers who can genuinely transform what they buy. A buyer who is neither is a princess with an ordinary kiss.

Plain terms

A business with pricing power can raise its prices easily, even when demand is flat, without losing customers to rivals. A capital-light business can handle much bigger dollar sales without swallowing much new money for plant and inventory. Buffett's first category demands both at once, which is precisely why so few businesses qualify.

Category one is about what you buy. Companies that, "through design or accident," purchased only businesses adapted to inflation (able to raise prices easily and to grow dollar volume with only minor added capital) have done excellently, even under managers of ordinary ability. The catch is that very few such businesses exist, and the competition to buy them has become, in his words, fierce to the point of being self-defeating.

Category two is about who does the buying: the managerial superstars, people who can recognize "that rare prince who is disguised as a toad" and actually peel away the disguise. He salutes four by name: Ben Heineman at Northwest Industries, Henry Singleton at Teledyne, Erwin Zaban at National Service Industries, and especially Tom Murphy at Capital Cities Communications, a "twofer" whose deals sit in category one and whose operating talent makes him a leader of category two. Such records, Buffett notes, are rare, and the men who own them know it: these champs have made very few deals lately, and often decided the best use of their capital was buying back their own shares (readers of last year's letter will recognize the move).

Then the self-grading, carried out in public. "Your Chairman, unfortunately, does not qualify for Category 2." As for category one, he understood the economics but acted too little: "Our preaching was better than our performance." He is equally blunt about misjudging businesses: only last year he had volunteered his expert opinion on the rosy future of the aluminum business, an opinion since adjusted, by his own count, about 180 degrees. Where Berkshire has done well, he says, is princes that were princes when purchased, and, occasionally with real success, in buying fractional interests in easily identifiable princes at toad-like prices: the stock portfolio, in a sentence.

Exhibit 3The two doors · and Buffett's self-grade
THE TWO DOORS THAT LEAD TO A DAZZLING ACQUISITION RECORD, AND WHERE BUFFETT STANDS DOOR 1 · WHAT YOU BUY A BUSINESS BUILT TO THRIVE ON INFLATION RAISES ITS PRICE EASILY GROWS DOLLAR SALES WITH LITTLE NEW MONEY AN ORDINARY MANAGER DOES FINE HERE THE CATCH: FEW EXIST, AND THE BIDDING IS FIERCE DOOR 2 · WHO IS BUYING A MANAGERIAL SUPERSTAR SPOTS THE RARE PRINCE DISGUISED AS A TOAD, AND CAN PEEL AWAY THE DISGUISE HEINEMAN · SINGLETON · ZABAN MURPHY, A TWOFER: BOTH DOORS AT ONCE THE CATCH: SUCH MANAGERS ARE RARE, AND KNOW IT BUFFETT’S SELF-GRADE: DOES NOT QUALIFY FOR DOOR 2. AT DOOR 1, PREACHING BETTER THAN PERFORMANCE. THE FOUR HE SALUTES HAD LATELY MADE VERY FEW DEALS, OFTEN PREFERRING TO BUY BACK THEIR OWN SHARES.
Two honest routes to a dazzling acquisition record. Everyone else is paying premium prices on hope. The four he salutes had lately made very few deals, often buying back their own shares instead, which says something about how they rated takeover prices in recent years.
Exhibit 4Buffett's report card · graded by Buffett
FIVE WAYS TO ACQUIRE, AND HOW HIS OWN RECORD SCORES ON EACH ✗ TOADS AT BARGAIN PRICES "Clearly our kisses fell flat." ✗ DOOR 2 · THE SUPERSTAR ROUTE Does not qualify, by his own admission. ✗ DOOR 1 · CONCENTRATING ON BUSINESSES BUILT FOR INFLATION Understood the economics but acted too little. The Noah principle, neglected. ✓ WHOLE PRINCES, BOUGHT AS PRINCES A couple went well. They were already princes going in. ✓ FRACTIONS OF PRINCES AT TOAD-LIKE PRICES Occasionally quite successful: this is what the stock portfolio does.
Five verdicts, three of them against himself, all from one letter. Self-criticism this specific is rare in an annual report, and it is why the praise for the four superstars reads as measurement rather than flattery.
Picture it

Only two kinds of people reliably make money on fixer-upper houses: buyers on streets where prices rise all by themselves, and genuine master builders who can fix anything at a known cost. Every other bidder at the auction is paying renovation-show prices for ordinary dust. The skill is knowing which kind of buyer you are before your hand goes up, and Buffett's point about himself is that he bids only at prices that need no renovation magic to work.

03
Ownership Earnings

The invisible half kept growing

Last year's letter taught owners to count the earnings their part-owned companies keep and reinvest. This year the idea returns with bigger numbers and a sharper conclusion: the profit on Berkshire's own books is now the smaller part of the truth.

The idea

When the profits your part-owned companies quietly keep exceed everything your own accounts report, a single year's reported return stops measuring reality. Judge by the value building up, not by the number the rules allow onto the page.

Plain terms

Berkshire's non-controlled ownership earnings are its share of the profits kept and reinvested by companies it part-owns but does not control. The accounts show only the dividends those companies mail in. Because so much profit never appears, Buffett warns that the rules "diminish the utility" of Berkshire's return on equity (ROE, profit measured against the owners' money) or any other single-year yardstick.

The invisible earnings, he reports, have grown to exceed the reported kind, and he expects that to continue. Just four holdings (GEICO, General Foods, R. J. Reynolds and The Washington Post) should quietly pile up almost as much unrecorded earnings in 1982 as the whole company's books showed for 1981. Last year's iceberg image still holds: the mass below the waterline outweighs the tip above it. He is candid that the reward arrives on no schedule: market values track business values well over long periods, but in any given year the relationship "can gyrate capriciously."

Why keep so much of the company's future in businesses it doesn't control? Choice, mostly. The market will sell you small pieces of exceptional businesses at reasonable prices. Whole ones come up rarely, and almost always at high prices (Lesson 1, from the other side of the counter). And mistakes mend faster: a mistaken stock can be sold, while a mistaken subsidiary is a long project. "Lack of control, in effect, often has turned out to be an economic plus." Accountants do not record such heresies. Buffett banks them anyway. And when a purchase does disappoint, his diagnosis sheet has only three possible entries.

Exhibit 5When a stock purchase fails · the complete list of suspects
WHEN THE KEPT-BACK EARNINGS NEVER TURN INTO VALUE, ONE OF THESE THREE IS GUILTY 5 4 3 2 1 1 · THE PEOPLE THE MANAGEMENT YOU CHOSE TO JOIN TURNS OUT WRONG 2 · THE BUSINESS ITS FUTURE ECONOMICS TURN OUT POORER THAN YOU JUDGED PAID TOO MUCH 3 · THE PRICE YOU SIMPLY PAID TOO MUCH FOR WHAT YOU GOT THE USUAL CULPRIT, BUFFETT SAYS, IS NUMBER 2. HIS FRESHEST EXAMPLE: LAST YEAR’S ROSY OPINION ON ALUMINUM. A MISTAKEN STOCK CAN BE SOLD. A MISTAKEN SUBSIDIARY IS A LONG PROJECT. LACK OF CONTROL HAS OFTEN BEEN A PLUS.
His warranty on part-ownership comes with a complete list of suspects: the people, the business, or the price. Misjudged economics, he says, is the most common mistake, and his freshest illustration, a rosy opinion on aluminum, was only a year old.

1981 obligingly supplied the proof. Berkshire's net worth (the owners' money in the business, its book value) grew by about 31%, more than half of that from the market's markup of a single holding, GEICO. He is quick to add that securities prices outran business values that year, and that "Such market variations will not always be on the pleasant side." The long record now reads: in the present management's seventeen years, the owners' money behind each share has multiplied about twenty-seven times over.

Exhibit 6The four quiet earners vs. the whole reported operating total
REPORTED OPERATING EARNINGS · ALL OF BERKSHIRE · 1981 $39.7M UNRECORDED SHARE OF PROFITS KEPT BY JUST FOUR HOLDINGS · EXPECTED 1982 $35M+ GEICO · GENERAL FOODS · R. J. REYNOLDS · THE WASHINGTON POST DRAWN AT $35M, THE FLOOR OF BUFFETT'S "WELL OVER $35 MILLION." SAME SCALE, BOTH BARS.
The solid bar is the operating profit Berkshire’s 1981 accounts reported. The ghosted bar is what just four part-owned companies were expected to keep, unrecorded, on Berkshire’s behalf in 1982. Four stocks’ invisible earnings nearly match the whole company’s visible ones.
$124M
Growth in net worth during 1981, about 31%
>Half
Of that gain from one holding: GEICO's market rise
$19.46
Book value per share 17 years ago · $526.02 by year-end 1981
21.1%
Compounded yearly over the present management's 17 years
Picture it

You own a tenth of a neighborhood orchard. Most years the partners vote to plant the profits as new trees rather than mail out fruit money, so your bank statement shows a quiet year while the orchard grows measurably bigger. An appraiser might not notice for a season or two. Appraisers are like that. But the trees are yours, and sooner or later the price of orchards catches up with the count of the trees.

·
The Stockholdings

The list behind the invisible earnings

Here is the actual list. By the end of 1981 Berkshire's net interest in common stocks had cost $351.7 million and was worth $639.2 million. GEICO alone accounted for $199.8 million of the worth, nearly a third of the whole portfolio.

The list is tighter than a year ago: several of 1980's smaller names have dropped off it, two newcomers (Arcata and GATX) appear, and the R. J. Reynolds position has grown to about nine times its year-ago cost, making it the largest holding by money put in. Aluminum tells its own story: Kaiser Aluminum, about 3% of which Berkshire's insurers held a year earlier, is no longer on the list, and the Alcoa stake shown is smaller at cost than it was. The 180-degree adjustment of Lesson 2, in other words, was not merely rhetorical.

Exhibit 7The portfolio · paid vs. worth at year-end 1981
CompanyWhat it isBoughtPaidWorth '81Compounded/yr
The Washington PostNewspapers1973$10.6M$58.2M≈24%
InterpublicAdvertising~1973$4.5M$23.2M≈23%
Affiliated PublicationsNewspapers~1973$3.3M$14.1M≈20%
Ogilvy & MatherAdvertising~1973$3.7M$12.3M≈16%
SAFECOInsurance1978$21.3M$31.0M≈13%
GEICOCar insurance1976, '79 & '80$47.1M$199.8Mmixed
R. J. ReynoldsTobacco~1980 & 1981$76.7M$83.1Mmixed
Handy & HarmanPrecious metals~1979$21.8M$36.3Mrecent
Media GeneralNewspapers~1979$4.5M$11.1Mrecent
General FoodsPackaged food~1979$66.3M$66.7Mrecent
Cleveland-Cliffs IronIron ore~1980$12.9M$14.4Mrecent
Pinkerton'sSecurity guards~1980$12.1M$19.7Mrecent
Aluminum Co. of AmericaAluminum (Alcoa)~1980$19.4M$18.0Mrecent
ArcataForest products · printing~1981$14.1M$15.1Mnew
GATXRailcars · leasing~1981$17.1M$13.5Mnew
All other holdings$16.1M$22.7M
Total common stocks$351.7M$639.2M
Compounded/yr is roughly how fast each holding grew per year from purchase to year-end 1981, best first. Read it as a sketch: a short hold or a guessed purchase year (~) can make a rate look wild, so the younger positions are left unrated, and GEICO and R. J. Reynolds, bought in stages, are marked mixed. New to the list does not mean bought this year.
04
The Crossbar

When bonds outjump businesses

The letter's central economics lesson starts from first principles. The whole case for owning a business is that it earns more than passive money, parked in a bond, earns by itself. By late 1981, Buffett shows, that case had quietly collapsed for the individual owners of the average American company. (For pension funds and other tax-exempt owners, he notes, the arithmetic is still unenticing but a good deal better.)

The idea

A business deserves a premium over the money inside it only if it out-earns passive money. When safe bonds pay more, after tax, than the average business earns for its owners, the average business stops being worth its own capital. No skill is lost. The crossbar has simply been raised.

Plain terms

A passive return is what money earns with no business effort at all, such as interest on a bond. A tax-exempt bond (issued by states and cities) pays interest the taxman does not touch. Value-added is the margin a business earns above the passive rate, and it is the entire justification for taking business risk. Book value, as before, is the owners' money inside the company.

Several decades back, the bar was low. Safe bonds paid a few percent while the average American business earned about 11% on its equity, so an ordinary business cleared the bar with room to spare and was worth well more than the money inside it. By late 1981 the picture had inverted: a tax-exempt bond paid about as much as the average business earned on its equity, before the owner's own taxes. The tax-exempt bondholder keeps every cent. The shareholder does not. For a person in the 50% bracket, a company earning 14% and paying it all out delivers the equivalent of a 7% tax-exempt bond, and a perpetual 7% bond, he notes, "might be worth fifty cents on the dollar as this is written."

Retaining the earnings does not escape the trap: growth of 14% a year still trails what passive money pays once the capital-gains tax (the tax on the profit from selling, then a maximum of 20%) takes its cut on the way out. "Unless passive rates fall," he concludes, "companies achieving 14% per year gains in earnings per share while paying no cash dividend are an economic failure for their individual shareholders." By that standard most American businesses had become, in his uncomfortable word, "bad" businesses, and American equity capital in aggregate produced no value-added for individual investors. The failure is not athletic: companies were jumping a few points higher than a decade before. The crossbar of passive return had simply been raised much faster than anyone improved their jump.

He declines to re-run the full inflation sermon (copies of previous discussions, he offers, "are available for masochists") but repeats the conclusion that matters: Berkshire's efforts will keep doing "a much better job of filling your wallet than of filling your stomach." Berkshire itself retains earnings for offensive reasons, and its historic 21% return still clears the crossbar of after-tax passive return, "but barely." He puts the stakes plainly: "It would be a bit humiliating to have our corporate value-added turn negative." Elsewhere he applauds Chairman Volcker's fight at the Federal Reserve, and gives long-term inflation the one-line verdict that made the quotes section below.

Exhibit 8The crossbar · then and late 1981
SEVERAL DECADES BACK LATE 1981 DASHED LINE: THE CROSSBAR · TAX-FREE PASSIVE RATE 3% 5% 11% 14%+ 16%+ 14% OWNER'S TAX STILL TO COME OUT OF THE GREEN BAR TAX-EXEMPT BOND TAXABLE BOND BUSINESS ROE TAX-EXEMPT BOND TAXABLE BOND BUSINESS ROE CLEARS IT EASILY · STOCKS AVERAGED OVER 150¢ PER $1 OF BOOK A TIE AT BEST · WORTH UNDER 100¢ OF BOOK, HE ARGUES
Decades back the average business, earning 11% on equity, jumped far above a 3% tax-free crossbar. In late 1981 the crossbar sat a little above 14%, level with the average business or higher, and the owner still owed tax on the way to the pocket. Companies jumped a little higher than before. The bar rose much faster.
Exhibit 9The owner's two exits · both blocked
A TYPICAL BUSINESS EARNS 14 COINS A YEAR ON EACH $100 OF OWNERS’ MONEY. TWO WAYS TO COLLECT. EXIT 1 · TAKE IT ALL OUT AS DIVIDENDS 14 COINS MAILED TO THE OWNER THE TAX COLLECTOR TAKES 7 OF THEM AT A 50% RATE 7 KEPT: LIKE A 7% TAX-FREE BOND A 7% COUPON MIGHT FETCH FIFTY CENTS ON THE DOLLAR EXIT 2 · LEAVE IT IN AND LET IT COMPOUND 14 COINS KEPT IN THE BUSINESS, WHICH GROWS 14% A YEAR THE TAX COLLECTOR WAITS AT THE EXIT. CAPITAL-GAINS TAX, UP TO 20%, THE DAY YOU FINALLY CASH OUT STILL TRAILS THE PASSIVE AFTER-TAX RATE WITH A 14% TAX-FREE BOND ON OFFER, NEITHER EXIT BEATS DOING NOTHING. PASSIVE MONEY OUTRUNS ACTIVE MONEY. WORKED AT THE LETTER’S OWN NUMBERS: 14% ON EQUITY, A 50% BRACKET, AND LATE-1981 PASSIVE RATES.
The two ways a shareholder can ever collect, at the letter’s own numbers. Take the coins out and the tax collector turns 14 into 7. Leave them in and he waits at the exit. When the crossbar sits at the business’s own height, there is no door marked value-added.
Picture it

You run a busy corner store that clears fourteen cents a year on every dollar kept inside it, before the taxman visits. Across the street, the bank's special savings window pays fourteen cents on the dollar, tax already waived, to anyone who sits there doing nothing. Working every weekend to end up behind the line at the window is dedication, not investment. That, Buffett is saying, had quietly become the position of the average American business.

05
The Tapeworm

The tapeworm eats first

If most businesses now earn too little to justify keeping the money, reason says they should hand their earnings back to the owners. Inflation, Buffett explains, forces the weakest of them to do precisely the opposite, and he gives the mechanism a memorably unpleasant name.

The idea

Inflation quietly raises the cost of merely staying the same size, so a weak business must keep every dollar it earns just to stand still. The worse the business, the bigger the share of its earnings the tapeworm claims, and the less honest its "dividends" become.

Plain terms

Receivables are the bills your customers have not paid yet. Add inventory and equipment, and inflation swells the dollars needed to carry them all, even with not one extra unit sold. A dividend reinvestment plan turns a dividend straight back into newly issued shares: fine as a choice, suspicious as a necessity.

Start with the logic no bondholder would ever violate. A person stuck with a 5% bond does not take its interest coupons and pay full price for more 5% bonds while similar bonds sell for, say, forty cents on the dollar. He reinvests wherever the return is best. "Good money is not thrown after bad." What makes sense for the bondholder makes sense for the shareholder: a company earning splendid returns should keep its earnings and compound them, and a company earning poor returns should pay out nearly everything and let its owners find better soil. Buffett notes that Scripture agrees, citing the parable of the talents: the high-earning servants are rewarded with 100% retention, while the unproductive one is chastised ("wicked and slothful") and has his capital redirected to the top performer.

Then inflation walks the logic through the looking glass. The bad business must retain every nickel, not despite being unattractive but precisely because it is so unattractive. To operate next year at this year's size, it needs more dollars for receivables, inventory and plant, whatever its reported profits say. "For inflation acts as a gigantic corporate tapeworm," consuming its required daily diet of investment dollars regardless of the host's health. Under 1981 conditions, a business earning 8% or 10% on equity often has nothing left for expansion, debt reduction or real dividends. "The tapeworm of inflation simply cleans the plate."

The inability to pay is often dressed up rather than admitted. Companies push dividend reinvestment plans, sometimes discounted to the point of all but forcing owners to hand the dividend straight back. Others "sell newly issued shares to Peter in order to pay dividends to Paul." His warning is one sentence: "Beware of 'dividends' that can be paid out only if someone promises to replace the capital distributed." Berkshire, for its part, retains earnings "for offensive, not defensive or obligatory, reasons": because it believes it can compound them, not because the tapeworm left it no choice.

Exhibit 10The tapeworm's dinner · who eats first
A WEAK BUSINESS IN AN INFLATIONARY YEAR · WHO EATS FIRST THE PLATE WHAT IT EARNS: 8 TO 10 COINS PER $100 OF THE OWNERS’ MONEY THE TAPEWORM EATS FIRST JUST TO REPEAT LAST YEAR’S VOLUME AT THIS YEAR’S PRICES MORE MONEY IN UNPAID BILLS CUSTOMERS OWE MORE DOLLARS FOR THE SAME GOODS MORE MONEY IN STOCK ON THE SHELVES THE SAME INVENTORY NOW COSTS MORE TO HOLD MORE MONEY IN PLANT REPLACING WORN MACHINES AT HIGHER PRICES THE OWNER’S PLATE OFTEN NOTHING: NO EXPANSION, NO DEBT PAID DOWN, NO REAL DIVIDEND THE WORM EATS ITS DAILY DIET WHATEVER THE HOST’S HEALTH. THE WEAKER THE BUSINESS, THE BIGGER ITS SHARE OF THE PLATE. A BUSINESS EARNING 8% OR 10% ON EQUITY OFTEN HAS NOTHING LEFT, BUFFETT REPORTS. THE WORM CLEANS THE PLATE.
The diet is mandatory: dearer bills, stock, and plant must be paid for before the owner sees a coin, merely to stand still. Strong businesses feed the tapeworm and still eat. Weak ones only feed the tapeworm.
Picture it

Picture owning a racehorse whose feed bill rises every single year, win or lose. In a good season the purses cover the feed with something left over for you. In a poor one, the feed swallows every winning. And the horse must be fed either way: that is what keeping a racehorse means. So the smaller the purse, the larger the share the feed takes, and the stable that never wins big exists, financially speaking, to buy oats.

06
Insurance

A bad year, guaranteed in advance

The insurance section opens with a borrowed warning about forecasts, then makes one anyway: 1982 will be the worst year in recent history for insurance underwriting (the insurance business itself: selling policies and paying the claims on them). A forecast with no danger in it, Buffett says, because the result "already has been guaranteed" by the prices written in 1981.

The idea

An insurance policy freezes its price for the life of the contract, so this year's underpricing becomes next year's certain loss. When premiums grow far slower than the cost of claims, the deterioration is not a risk to be weathered but arithmetic already done.

Plain terms

Premiums written are this year's sales contracts. Premiums earned are the revenue recognized as the coverage is actually delivered. Since the average policy runs a little under twelve months, about half of next year's earned revenue is priced by this year's contracts. The combined ratio, as in earlier chapters, is the cents an insurer pays out per premium dollar: above 100 means the policies themselves lose money. Social inflation, a phrase Buffett borrows, means courts and juries stretching what policies must pay, on top of ordinary inflation.

The mechanism is the frozen price. Prices are fixed for the life of the contract, so "if you make a mistake in pricing, you have to live with it for an uncomfortable period of time." In 1981 industry premiums grew at the slowest pace of the decade while the combined ratio hit its worst level since 1975. Buffett's benchmark makes the future automatic: underwriters expected claims costs to rise at least 10% a year, so, barring bad luck, premiums probably had to grow about as fast merely to hold the loss level steady, and every point below that pace quickens the rot. Quarterly figures through 1981, he adds, showed the deterioration accelerating.

The bitter twist is that the record was achieved "in spite of good luck, not because of bad luck." Hurricanes had politely stayed at sea, and motorists were driving less. "They won't always be so obliging." Meanwhile the bond trap of last year's letter kept squeezing: insurers carrying bonds "valued, for accounting purposes, at nonsensically high prices" had little choice but to keep the cash revolving by "selling large numbers of policies at nonsensically low prices," fearing a drop in volume more than an underwriting loss. Since it is difficult, as he notes, to price much differently than your most threatened competitor, and virtually none would shrink to the point of significantly negative cash flow, prices stayed bad for everyone. Commentators kept talking of the underwriting "cycle," with its comforting implication of a rhythm. Buffett's view was darker: large losses as the norm, with the best years of the coming decade possibly beneath the average of the last.

Berkshire had no magic formula, only discipline. Managers Phil Liesche, Bill Lyons, Roland Miller, Floyd Taylor and Milt Thornton had done "a magnificent job of swimming against the tide," sacrificing much volume while keeping a substantial underwriting edge on the industry. Berkshire's own underwriting profit thinned to a fraction of the year before. The outlook: continued low volume, maximum financial flexibility (a very rare condition in the industry), and patience, since "should fear ever prevail throughout the industry, our financial strength could become an operational asset of immense value." As for GEICO, its extreme and improving efficiency left it, in his view, better protected than almost any major insurer: "a brilliantly run implementation of a very important business idea."

Exhibit 11A decade of premium growth, and the result that follows it
INDUSTRY PREMIUMS WRITTEN · YEARLY GROWTH (BARS) AND THE COMBINED RATIO BENEATH DASHED LINE: ≈10% A YEAR, THE GROWTH BUFFETT SAYS IS NEEDED JUST TO HOLD LOSSES LEVEL 10% 10.2 8.0 6.2 11.0 21.9 19.8 12.8 10.3 6.0 3.6 1972 1973 1974 1975 1976 1977 1978 1979 1980 1981 96.2 99.2 105.4 107.9 102.4 97.2 97.5 100.6 103.1 105.7 COMBINED RATIO AFTER POLICYHOLDER DIVIDENDS · GREEN = UNDERWRITING PROFIT, RED = LOSS GROWTH LEADS, THE RATIO FOLLOWS: THE DOUBLE-DIGIT SURGES OF 1976-77 BOUGHT THE PROFITS OF 1977-78 · THE CRAWL OF 1980-81 ORDERED THE RECORD LOSSES BUFFETT GUARANTEES FOR 1982.
Industry-wide data, redrawn from the Best’s table Buffett reprints: yearly growth in premiums written above, that year’s combined ratio below. When growth runs well into double digits, profits follow. When it crawls, losses follow, which is why 3.6% growth in 1981 settled 1982’s fate in advance.
Exhibit 12Why 1982 was already locked in
A 1981 POLICY RAN ABOUT A YEAR AT A FROZEN PRICE, ON AVERAGE. WATCH WHERE THE STRIPS LAND. 1981 · POLICIES SOLD, MONTH BY MONTH 1982 JAN 1, 1982 THE RED HALF OF 1982: REVENUE WHOSE PRICE WAS FIXED IN 1981, TOO LOW EARNED IN 1981 ABOUT HALF OF 1982’S REVENUE WAS PRICED BEFORE 1982 BEGAN. A PRICING MISTAKE HAS TO BE LIVED WITH FOR ITS TERM. THE OTHER HALF COMES FROM POLICIES STILL TO BE WRITTEN IN 1982, UNDER THE SAME COMPETITIVE PRESSURE. BUFFETT’S FORECAST: THE WORST UNDERWRITING YEAR IN RECENT HISTORY, ALREADY GUARANTEED.
This year’s contracts set about half of next year’s revenue, at prices that cannot be repaired mid-contract. About half of 1982’s revenue was signed, sealed and underpriced before 1982 began.
105.7
Industry combined ratio in 1981, the worst since 1975
3.6%
Growth in premiums written, the decade's slowest
≈10%
Yearly growth needed just to hold losses level
$1.5M
Berkshire's own underwriting profit before tax, down from $6.7M
Picture it

A bakery sells twelve-month coupon books all year round: a year of bread at the price on the day you buy the book. If flour jumps in the spring, the bakery still bakes at the coupon price and eats the difference. The customers certainly won't. By New Year's Eve, about half of next year's loaves are already promised at this year's too-cheap prices. A bad year ahead is not a forecast at that point. It is arithmetic.

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The Shareholder Ballot

The owners pick the charities

The letter's last stretch is not about markets at all. In October 1981 Berkshire began letting each shareholder direct where the company's charitable money goes, an idea conceived by Charlie Munger, and the owners answered with a response Buffett says he had never seen matched.

The response was remarkable for a voluntary reply: more than nineteen of every twenty eligible shares answered, and it came, he notes, "without even the nudge of a company-provided return envelope." A stream of shareholders went further and wrote letters, all but one approving. The owners' money went to about 675 charities of their choosing. The "father-knows-best" school of corporate governance, he adds, will be surprised to learn that not one shareholder asked Berkshire's officers to choose for them, in their superior wisdom, and none suggested matching the directors' pet charities, a practice he describes, deadpan, as popular, proliferating and non-publicized.

The one sour note came from the middlemen. The Treasury's tax ruling arrived in early October and covered only shares registered in the owner's actual name, so Berkshire wrote to everyone on October 14, urging brokers to forward the letter to owners holding through them in time to re-register by the November 13 record date. Many never did. "The results from our urgings," Buffett reports, "would not strengthen the case for private ownership of the U.S. Postal Service." One of the largest brokerage houses, which claimed to hold stock for sixty clients, apparently forwarded the letter roughly three weeks after receiving it, too late for every one of them. Its billing department, Buffett notes, suffered no such delays.

Exhibit 13Six weeks in autumn · and one broker's two speeds
THE PROGRAM'S SPRINT TO THE RECORD DATE, 1981 EARLY OCTOBER OCTOBER 14 NOVEMBER 13 TREASURY TAX RULING ARRIVES LETTER TO ALL OWNERS · BROKERS URGED TO FORWARD RECORD DATE · OWNERSHIP HAD TO BE IN YOUR NAME MEANWHILE, AT ONE LARGE BROKERAGE (60 CLIENTS · ≈4% OF ALL SHAREHOLDERS) FORWARDING THE OWNERS' LETTER ≈ 3 WEEKS · TOO LATE FOR ALL 60 SENDING BERKSHIRE THE BILL FOR THE MAILING WITHIN 6 DAYS THE MORAL BUFFETT DRAWS: KEEP AT LEAST ONE SHARE REGISTERED IN YOUR OWN NAME.
The whole window ran about six weeks. One large brokerage took about three weeks to forward the letter, too late for all sixty of its clients, and under a week to invoice for the mailing. The lassitude, Buffett observes, did not extend to the billing department.

His advice stands for any shareholder of anything: keep at least one share registered in your own name, so important news reaches you directly. And then the letter's warm close: whatever the titles, he and Munger work as partners, enjoying it to a degree he concedes borders on sinful, and enjoying the shareholders as financial partners too.

95.6%
Of eligible shares responded to the first designation
$1.78M
Given to about 675 charities the owners chose
3%+
Of shareholders wrote letters, all but one approving
<1 week
For the tardy broker's bill to arrive · the letter took about three weeks
Carry these six with you

The whole chapter, at a glance

No.The ideaThe 1981 proofRemember it as
01
Paying double for what anyone can buy at the market price takes a miracle.
Rather 10% of business T at X than 100% at 2X · walked away from 1981's one big deal
Toads at toad prices
02
Acquisitions pay for businesses built for inflation or for superstar managers, and rarely otherwise.
Heineman, Singleton, Zaban, Murphy saluted · Buffett grades himself out
The two-door test
03
Profits kept by part-owned companies are yours, even off the books.
Four holdings to add $35M+ unrecorded in 1982, vs $39.7M reported
The replanted orchard
04
A business must out-earn passive money or it isn't worth its capital.
Tax-free bonds above 14% vs 14% ROE: the typical stock worth under 100¢ of book
The rising crossbar
05
Inflation forces the weakest businesses to hoard what they should pay out.
At 8-10% returns the tapeworm cleans the plate · beware replaced "dividends"
Feed the racehorse first
06
Frozen policy prices make next year's losses automatic.
3.6% premium growth vs ≈10% needed · ratio 105.7, worst since 1975
Bread coupons sold too cheap
From the 1981 letter

In his own words

On small commitments · an adage he borrows

"If something's not worth doing at all, it's not worth doing well."

On walking away from 1981's big deal

"The empire would have been larger, but the citizenry would have been poorer."

On preaching vs. performance

"We neglected the Noah principle: predicting rain doesn't count, building arks does."

On his aluminum opinion

"Several minor adjustments to that opinion (now aggregating approximately 180 degrees) have since been required."

On inflation

"Like virginity, a stable price level seems capable of maintenance, but not of restoration."

On unpleasant facts

"But facts do not cease to exist, either because they are unpleasant or because they are ignored."

A warning he passes along

"'Forecasts', said Sam Goldwyn, 'are dangerous, particularly those about the future.'"

On working with Charlie Munger

"To almost a sinful degree, we enjoy our work as managing partners."

The takeaway

The 1981 letter, in one breath.

"We've observed many kisses but very few miracles."

Buy pieces of wonderful businesses at market prices, and leave the double-priced kissing to managers who believe in their own magic. Count the earnings your part-owned companies keep, because the part you cannot see can outweigh the part you can. Before admiring any business, measure it against the bond it must beat, and remember that inflation feeds its tapeworm before it feeds you. When an industry freezes its prices a year at a time, its next bad year is not a forecast but a fact. And when you find partners who pass those tests and enjoy the work to an almost sinful degree, stay in your seat.

LETTERS FROM OMAHA · A plain-English guide to Warren Buffett's letters · Chapter 05. This chapter retells Berkshire Hathaway's shareholder letter for 1981, written by Warren E. Buffett and dated February 26, 1982. Sources, methods, copyright, and disclaimers appear on the copyright page.